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Classic Dill Pickle Salt
The OG! Experience the authentic taste of dill pickles in convenient salt form.
Perfect for literally everything you're about to ruin!
$19.99
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Pickled Red Onion Salt
Sophisticated! Elegant! Pink! Make everything taste like it came from a trendy
brunch spot. Your boring eggs will never be the same!
$21.99
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Kimchi Fusion Salt
Fermented flavor explosion! Spicy, tangy, and possibly alive?
Contains essence of cabbage, garlic, and pure chaos!
$24.99
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Mango Achaar Salt
South Asian spice magic meets convenient shaker bottle!
Sweet, sour, spicy, and somehow all at once. Mind = BLOWN! 🤯
$23.99
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Mixed Pickle Medley
Can't decide? Why not ALL OF THEM?! A chaotic blend of every pickle flavor
known to humanity. Probably illegal in several states!
$29.99
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Mystery Pickle Salt
We don't even know what this is! Could be pickled beets? Pickled watermelon rind?
Pickled... hopes and dreams? LIVE DANGEROUSLY!
$99.99
⭐ REAL* TESTIMONIALS ⭐
"I put this on ice cream and now I can't stop thinking about pickles. Send help."
- Sarah M., Pickle Convert
"My doctor told me to reduce sodium intake. I told my doctor about PickleSalts. My doctor is concerned."
- Mike R., Living on the Edge
"Is this a business idea or a cry for help?"
- Your Friends, Probably
"I bought this as a joke but now my entire pantry is just different pickle salts. What have I become?"
- Jamie L., Pickle Salt Addict
⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER ⚠️
PickleSalts™ is a FAKE PRODUCT created as punishment for saying "business idea" too many times.
No actual pickle salts were harmed (or created) in the making of this website.
If you're reading this and thinking "wait, this is actually a good idea" -
please seek help immediately. 🥒
*Testimonials are 100% made up, just like this entire business concept.